He Who Must Not Be Named

1) Harry Potter arch-villain Lord Voldemort
2) Professional wrestler and double murderer Chris Benoit, after the WWE expunged any history of him ever having existed.

After murdering his wife and son, Chris Benoit changed from wrestling superstar into "Chris Who?", "Guy Who Never Existed", or "He Who Must Not Be Named".

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Who Gives A Fuck Friday

Created by Jason Ellis its the best day of the week. its friday so you dont give a fuck about anything.

if you have a bad day on friday its because you gave a fuck.

jason ellis "its Who gives a fuck Friday and you can shove it up your ass"

rawdog "you want to take some calls?"

jason ellis "i dont give a fuck"

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Who's got your goat

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

Apoorva who loves crust

Someone you can trust. She is someone you don't want to let go off once you meet her. She doesn't realise her worth, and she gets awkwardly shy and cute. She puts everyone else before herself, and keeps a smile on. She has an amazingly good voice. She is Apoorva. It would take too long to describe every characteristic. That's how good she is.

Trust an Apoorva who loves crust.

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Girls who eat Carrots

It's right in the name- girls who eat carrots are vegetable consuming women.

Liam to Dennis: Do you know any girls who eat carrots?
Dennis: My sis eats carrots. She likes carrots, along with corn, rice, and-
Liam.exe has stopped working.

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