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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
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《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》
An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
1.When you are are told never knew before
2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
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Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!