blow his wig

(verb) to lose one's mind, or cause someone else to lose their mind; to go crazy or drive crazy; to impress or surprise.

When I show up today, it will blow his wig. He won't be able to deal.

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what's his face?

Used in place of a person's name when you forget their name, but you think the person you're talking to knows who it is.

Billy- "Dad, is Mr. ... what's his face? ... taking you to the airport for your business trip, or do you need a ride?"

Dad- "Oh, Mr. Smith? No, actually I fired him this morning. Can you take me before you go to work?"

Billy- "Sure Dad, since you're the greatest!"

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Sung Hi Lee

Amazingly hot Asian woman, second only to Tile Nguyen.

Mmmmmmm, teh hotness.

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rotate his stock

Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.

John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.

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Stereo hi-hat

Firewood in disguise as a table in disguise as an instrument.

Stereo hi-hat AKA Janko; soon to be disguised as a bonfire.

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his new girlfriend

someone worst than you , basically he should leave her and go back to the past. It can also be used as an insult.

Mary: how do I look?
you: like his new girlfriend
Mary: oh...

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Under His eye

'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.

Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.

Priscilla: Under His eye.

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