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The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—
Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!
P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night
Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”
The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.
You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!