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Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.
bro evan xue has no friends
The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe
"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"
The literal definition of Christmas
What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?
one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !
wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him