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Grab Ass Friday

A day when a group of men that want to grab women's butts. Usually on a Friday.

Man: Dude its Grab Ass Friday again!
Man 2: Nice, today is going to be a good day.

by funu555 September 28, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 6, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.

Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

by PrezMeister April 29, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flash Foward Friday

FFF. The opposite of Throw Back Thursday, Flash Foward Friday is speculation of ones future self for sharing on Facebook and other social media sites.

That is so going to be me when I'm that age. I'm taking a picture to post Friday on Facebook for Flash Foward Friday.

by LeiLah June 28, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday night Funkin

Newgrounds brand new love child. It's Parrapa the Rapper without the dog fucking a flower. It's Dance Dance Revolution but you break finger rather than your feet. You play as the Boyfriend (retards call him Keith) as he rap battles ex Rockstar parents, Sr Pelos Skid and Pump from his spooky month videos he post every October. A lemon demon!? And Pico, newgrounds beloved mascot who killed a bear, genetic clones, a ninja, a Mohawk kid, a kid with telekinesis powers and goth girl with a dick!? It's a pretty fun game tho.

P1:"I like Friday night Funkin."

P2: " Ok I dare you to play week 4 on hard mode!"
P1: ._."

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


fist fuck friday

A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.

Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?

This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!

by Rchef326 December 9, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž