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hoe that got his ass beat by john brundage for saying lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
chris beta : Lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
John brundage : ight bitch
*whoops his ass*
Watched Saiki K once now has 20 cosplays in his bedroom he also roleplays with his reflection
Look at that it’s Chris W he’s got a knife hide your wife
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Chris Kotsch
Chris Kotsch typically a person born in the 1970's and is now a middle aged man.
Born in the great lands of Saskatchewan in the midst of a lightning storm, legend has it that upon his exit from the womb Chris Kotsch was struck but lightning giving him superhuman abilities.
Chris Kotsch is known for his extremely kind nature often seen helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and observed once or twice rescuing kittens from tree tops.
Don't be deceived by his kindness. Chris Kotsch is a deadly serious killing machine, specializing in the super secret martial art of kahrahtay, rumor has it that he once got into an altercation with Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme at the same time, he left the bar with both their heads in tow.
Chris Kotsch is a future candidate in the United States presidential election, hoping to be president by year 2028 running his board would be his trusty partners Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Mr. T, and the guy who played the Toxic Avenger. His presidential promise is to get to the bottom of the flat earth debate and to send a giraffe to the moon.
"I'm a Chris Kotsch don't mess with me!"
Getting slapped on network TV by Will Smith
Greg: Damn, Will Smif chris rocked chris rock
James: DF, was that Venus' nipple
Greg: Holy shxt!!
The cool kid maybe the coolest and has the biggest dick and very charming and down to party.
Do you know Chris Farrington ? Yeah he's the coolest.
Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.
Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.
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