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Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 10, 2018

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Logan Paul

A asshole/cunt praised by brain dead children without neglectful parent. His brother is also an asshole and cunt because of his their father, which played a kissing challenge with a girl trying to get a trampstamp kissing him Jake Paul and some random guy. Basically a ignorant disrespect cunts.This not a joke.His fans are called the Logang .The family known so far is Greg Paul, Logan Paul and Jake Paul.

He is a Logan Paul
Their a bunch of Pauler

by MantallyDisabled January 11, 2018

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Logan S

If your first name is Logan and your last name starts with S, your automatically gay. You are the gayest thing ever and you also can never win an argument against a girl. Side note~ your very fucking dumb.

Bro did you hear how gay Logan S is!? And he lost an argument to a girl name Samantha!

by WHORES MAD July 5, 2020

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Logan Martin

The act of:

1. Having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese cock.

2. Kissing the highest amount of ass possible to have "friends", even though they tell you everyday that you are a faggot and are going to slit your throat with Brandon's pocketknife.

3. Playing every sport known to man at the shittiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your Myspace with the name "Soccer is my Life", when you were cut from the team because you could not run a goddamn mile without having to stop for a cum break.

Yeah, I played soccer for the high school, and I got cut, but soccer is my life, and I root for some faggot team that I saw when my dad turned the channel to ESPN.

Actually, that would make you a Logan Martin, you motherfucking chinless ass rat. Go fuck your brother Stuart Little in the ass, and you can give the sloppy seconds to Algernon.

by [Editor]Christian November 5, 2006

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Logan Paul Sneeze

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI

KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze

by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019

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Logan Ranneying around

Named after a basketball player. It’s a term used when someone is screwing around

Person 1: what the hell is he doing with that knife?
Person 2: Oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around!

by Vaste June 13, 2023


Logan Ranneying around

It means Tom foolery. It’s origins are of a bad basket player.

person 1: what’s that kid doing with the glass bottle?
person 2: oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around

by CCGameing June 16, 2023