The "Phone" Pic

Pictures (often of girls) that show them with a phone in their ear, or by the mouth area. Sometimes the person in the picture is rolling their eyes, mouth is wide open, etc..
Usually on myspace

Girl 1: Heeeeeey! Did you see the "phone" pic i put up on my myspace last night??!

Girl 2: Yeah... it was really dumb, you had like 85 of them...

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phone tapping

The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.

"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"

"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"

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What's a phone?

1.A question that has an underlying innuendo of oral sex
2. what you say when you want oral sex
3. a question aimed at convincing a person to engage in oral sex with you

After asking "What's a phone?", I hit 3rd base

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phone sex

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.

T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz

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Phone Banking

The College Republican codeword for masturbating.

We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."

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Huawei Phone

Basically The Iphone X. Face Recognition, a decent Camera, And still better than an android phone.

Person 1:I really need an upgrade from my Iphone 6s!
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! They’re topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, I’ll shit one out for you.

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Phone stroke

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.

Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.

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