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Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe
The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”