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When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.
Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!
Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.
Arched bridges connecting Bettendorf, IA to Moline, IL
People take the twin bridges cause it's faster
Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
two people joined together at birth but later seperated
Brandi and Hailey were born siamease twins at birth and then was seperated. Brandi is no longer able to make correct decisions so Hailey has to make them all for her & also think for Brandi. Hailey thinks Brandi wants to go out with Keith =)
When two identical beverages are placed close together and you can't tell which one's yours.
Why did you put you're drink next to mine! Now we have to figure out the twin tumblers apart.
Two bitches with the same initials , dB
Db think their untouchable , they’re actually the grass twins