a cucumber rockstar; very very cool and hard to find. an eternity of good luck when found.
do you know Alfie Templeman?
; oh the cool cucumber rockstar? of course mate
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Alfie usely male wears great socks and fake Gucci and is rude to Martyna
Wow look at Alfie being mean to Martyna again
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someone with 4 brain tumors and somehow still alive. He wears a bowtie and apparantly young girls think he
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
Harold : Have you seen Alfie Animations yesterday?
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
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A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie
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The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality
I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there itβs an alfie
"I'm pya Alfie me like hew like" - Alfie Posthuma 2021
He thinks he is proper solid, he is a right Alfie Posthuma.