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a cucumber rockstar; very very cool and hard to find. an eternity of good luck when found.
do you know Alfie Templeman?
; oh the cool cucumber rockstar? of course mate
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An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
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someone with 4 brain tumors and somehow still alive. He wears a bowtie and apparantly young girls think he
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.
Harold : Have you seen Alfie Animations yesterday?
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.
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A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.
Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"
When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie
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The definition of the best person ever. It means a man with a large penis. It also means a man or woman of great looks, importance, smarts and personality
I wish I could be like an alfie Frampton.
Look over there it’s an alfie
"I'm pya Alfie me like hew like" - Alfie Posthuma 2021
He thinks he is proper solid, he is a right Alfie Posthuma.