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n. Chronic Ass-Rape Syndrome; a condition characterized by the inflamatio of the rectal area after excessive or continuous insertions due to unwanted anal sex. Causes general discomfort and possibly acute pain. In rare, severe cases, surgery is needed to repair the anal cavity. Found generally in males and females of low self-esteem or those easily influenced by alcohol and/or "date rape" drugs. There is no know cure for this condition, however, if symptoms are found, see a doctor immediately for possible treatment and discontinue the drinking of alcohol at parties to avoid entering a situation in which you could be anally raped.
"HAHAHAH did you hear? She has CARS from getting raped up the ass so many times!"
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A man made rectangular box that farts out carbon dioxide in order to move
A car digests oil so then it could be digested into carbon dioxide in which it will then come out the gas pipe
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A big vechile that someone is driving
I drove the car for the first time
In my birthday I'm going to get a cat
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noun; a place located in Stirling, NJ (a section of Long Hill ) its location is in the middle of the woods between Passaic Ave. and Mercer St. where a broken down vehicle from the 1920's still sits. Surrounding this vehicle are chairs, couches, and countless memories. This place was usually designated for teenagers to either smoke ciggarettes, pot and drink anything they could get their hands on. Also used during the daytime as a backyard wrestling arena for the BWF.
Let's go back to tha car jigga!
Meet me back at the car.
We got so fucked up last night at the car
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Soon-to-be ancient device, made by two guys that was very bored.
"Hey dude, I got an idea. I want to make a metallic construction, right? And it has weels, and a roof. And the seats have to be better than the ones at your house!"
"Thats a great idea - but lets put some more of those seats in the back!"
"No no, the back seats have to be terrible, with no leg room at all!"
Supposively, the 2nd person wanted to come up with a good idea, so he proclaimed:
"Hey! Lets put electic wires in the window so they dont get dim when its cold!"
Whereas the other replied:
Great idea, lets put those in the back window!
I drive a car to work.
I love my car.
Its not my car, its my love!
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While traveling to California to race against The King (Richard Petty) and Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) for the Piston Cup Championship, Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) becomes lost after falling out of his trailer in a run down town called Radiator Springs. While there he slowly befriends the town's odd residents, including Sally (Bonnie Hunt), Doc Hudson (Paul Newman) and Mater (Larry the Cable Guy). When it comes time for him to leave to championship is no longer his top priority.
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"central american reason", an object which is used for everything, even as a war-reason
hey see:afatamericancar!gasolinemust be cheap this year!
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