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Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.
After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.
When you perform anal with your girl using your big toe, swirling it around until you get all the remnants out.
“Heard Sally let Jerry collect some Guatemalan Toe Jam last night.”
Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.
Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."
When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver
All I want is a Guatemalan reach round
When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet