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Drummer for Coastline Crime, used to wrestle but he injured his knee. Has a hawt mohawk and a great sense of style. Plays drums with great passion and enthusiasm. Looks great wearing nothing but a tie.
Boy, it really sucks that Mohawk has a girlfriend.
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Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh
Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"
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a person who is liable to pulling many a stephens
Damn!... this milk is good fool! said the mohawked psycho.
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A short hair person that gel's and combs his center part of his head to give the impression of a Mohawk. But really gives him the look of a chicken head.
Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.
Why do soccer players like wearing that stupid chicken head mohawk look?
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When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk
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The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
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The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.
The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk
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