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Roland Garros

When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.

Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.

by kh1985 September 26, 2022


Roland Garros

A famous tennis tournament (also referred to as a grand slam) where the best tennis players in the world battle each other to see who will lose to Rafael Nadal in the Final.

-"Hey, who won Roland Garros yesterday?"
-"Nadal was playing..."

by Sike Dyson June 3, 2022


lawrence and roland

oompa loompa

lawrence and roland are an oompa loompa

by hdgdgdfgdf November 29, 2019


Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018


rolanding

Enjoying free meal without limits.

We've got some rolanding today on the company perks.
That guy is definitely rolanding there...

by fantasy_brewer May 3, 2021


rolander

The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.

He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.

Hey look there.. He is my Rolander

by admirelove February 12, 2015


Roland Zhang

ultimate ohio sigma gyat skibidi toilet pre workout protein powder preworkout bench press leg skipping rizzler, notably saced his GPA in 9th grade for a white girl.

Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.

by autismwarrior64 September 30, 2023