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the blueprint for all artists after 1990 wbk
Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Kesha, and more major female artists were all inspired from Vision of Love by Mariah Carey.
- @mariiahstruely (twitter)
The ability to visually assess a female and determine if she is able to make u loose all physical control and mobility due to the lust acquired by looking
When James and his friends saw Jessica walked by, their hentai vision automatically kicked in and all their focus was on her as she walked pass them in yoga pants and a matching top.
A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.
Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.
It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
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Because of the moving conveyor belt graphic display in the video game Guitar Hero, playing it for any real length of time will result of a vision distortion known as "Hero Vision."
You really have to experience it to understand it, but basically it makes things stretch out.
Hero Vision is not exclusive to the Guitar Hero series, and can be induced by any game like it, such as the Rockband series.
"Yeah dude I finished the song! Aw crap I have Hero Vision!"
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A song by famous rock band Queen. As they say, they were inspired to write and record this song because of the euphoric feeling that came from their performance at Live Aid.
But if you go deeper in the lyrics, you face some parallels with politics and New World Order theory.
I had a dream, when I was young, a dream of sweet illusion, a glimpse of hope and unity, and visions of one sweet union
One world, one vision!
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Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.
All those jerks from high school are a lot better looking now that I have Valpo vision.
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