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wal*mart

A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.

*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?

*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there

by grahamman December 15, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-mart

The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.

Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.

Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.

Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.

Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.

Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!

Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....

Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.

by STOP HITTING ON ME MOMMY!!! August 4, 2016


Wal Mart

Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil

Satan: Roll Baaaaaaaaaack

by Shadow December 14, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


wal-mart

A store that everyone hates, yet they shop there anyways. See also McDonalds.

Admit it, you shop at Wal-mart too!

by Clinker April 26, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal Mart

A major department store. Putting K-Mart out of business

I love Wal-Mart and Target.

by Saints September 20, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-mart

A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.

I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.

by Brisk July 7, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-mart

A place where all the customers want everything for free or cheaper even though wal-mart price cuts every other company out of business by being so cheap in there products prices and how they treat their employee's and ass. Lisa's a whore monkey.

Wal-mart customers stampede over the door greeters then complain that they tripped because of the workers.

by Janessa August 5, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž