you where born on the m1

This term is used to call someone a mistake because on the British M1 motorway an accident is a daily thing so in tern if you say to someone they where born on the M1 you are calling them an accident

Mike: fight me
You: you where born on the M1
Mike falls to the ground in pain

Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

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The Part Where He Kills You

The part in the Valve game Portal 2 where Wheatley claims he is going to kill you. (This is that part.)

GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us...
Wheatley: 'Ello! This is the part where I kill you!
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement/Trophy Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

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Where do you live? (eifo ata chai)

A term in Hebrew which is used to clarify to someone that he is awkwardly not up to date, it also suggests that that someone has no friends whatsoever. It is accompanied by a patronizing look on the face of the one who says it.

Dude 1 : dude! John and Susan broke up!
Dude 2 : man..where do you live..? they broke up last week.

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.

Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

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Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.

The worst insult known to man.
Only use when you want to mentally destroy someone

Person 1: You're such a cunt!
Person 2: Well, where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

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Pran, where da heck you ahr?!

In English, it means "Fran(ces), where the hell are you?"

- the message left on Frances' voicemail when her dad can't find her
- her dad is pilipino (pih - lip - in - oh)

For example, when Frances is feeling rebellious and ditches her homeroom class to go to <gasp> Hot Topic for some cool stickers and patches for her backpack and <gasp> Anchor Blue for some Blue Asphalt jeans (crazy!), she will get a message on her Motorola pager voicemail with Mr. Capoooolahng's voice saying, "Prrran weh da heck you ah???!?!?"

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