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When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.
Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
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1. Having a face so ugly you should be arrested for it.
2. When Mahi gets it all wrong in a team meeting.
Mahi called the cops to deal with Anouska's Arresting-Bitch-Face..
The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.
It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.
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That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone
“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
A sweet feeling of contentment, when you have partied sooooooo hard, you almost have a heart attack.
Man, it's 3am and I've downed 20 beers, I think I'm about to go into party-ac arrest.
A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
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"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"
"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."
"Coo'."
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