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If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
The ultimate cunt. Someone of absolute cuntery in the highest order.
Person 1: That twat tried to run me over!
Person 2: What a Nobulus Bellend.
"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"
The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI
2. A not so good plumbing apprentice
You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....
Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...
"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"
"what a bertie bellend"