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The package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities.
*looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"
Well, at the end of the day, I personally don’t judge people by who designed their outfit. I judge specifically on the brief.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Something that is revered by homosexual men world wide. This refers to male cotton undergarments and not summarizing documents.
"I really love men's briefs"
- Nick Knox
A meeting that ends up lasting an hour or more.
Let's meet downstairs for a briefing.
It is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. E stands for emergency. This is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. It is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares.
I knew I had to do my laundry when I had to wear my e-briefs.
Whiskey Inspired Casually Aggressive Relatively Drunken Brief. The inspirational status brought on by sufficient quantities of whiskey, prior to or with complete disregard for the whiskey barrier whereby anything seems possible and wisdom is imparted by the inspired individual and shared via social media.
Mark, "I'm posting Boogie's W.I.C.A.R.D Brief on Instagram he more or less went like this: 'fellas I'm going to be even more pissed tomorrow so I'm saying now good luck in the match tomorrow, smash cunts! Fuck, hurt bastards. Cunt! Smash' - fucking awesome!"