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Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.

'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'

by Moreorlesswasted December 17, 2016


Cucumber boy

A boy who wears exclusively green clothes, often striped. They commonly are very pale with an ill-looking greenish tint to their skin (think Roger Klotz from the 90s cartoon Doug). Much akin to an Eboy, but greener.

Person 1: What are your thoughts on Joe's new cucumber boy style?
Person 2: It's pathetic, he walks around looking like a fucking pickle.

by Bruguerman August 20, 2020

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Cucumber Delight

The act of someone inserting a cucumber in another's asshole.

Aaron: What did you do with her last night?

Mike: I showed her whats up, and gave her some cucumber delight.

by METALxMIKE October 29, 2008

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Cucumber Salad

Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.

She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!

by ZeeLeader July 22, 2011

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Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson

I broke my electric cucumber!

by Josh Red February 11, 2005

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cucumber squats

A term used to describe a girl ridin your dick

zambo: y,y,y,you see that girl?
beanz: yeah, what about her?
zambo: Chances i got her to do some cucumber squats in the basement last night?
beanz: zero.

by beanzdaddy March 20, 2007

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cucumber dust

Mondern slang for cocaine

Man, Greg was snorting cucumber dust all night!

Shizzle! My dad found some cucumber dust in my backpack, then used it.

by GregShagShizzle April 25, 2017

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