Dole Patch

What you give to a chiquita once you're done. It's like a pearl necklace but it goes straight up from their rack to their chin. It looks like a long soul patch or an egyptian pharaoh's beard

"Dude, see that chiquita over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I chiquita'ed her and gave her a dole patch when i was done. She looked like she had a pharaoh's beard!"
"Nice!"

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Bob Dole Walk

When someone is walking down the street and hold one arm down at their waistband at all times to keep their concealed gun from moving or making their pants fall down. Called this due to one arm never moving resembling the post Stroke Bob Dole

"that dude just bob dole walked past us, I bet he is packing"

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Bob Dole's Asshole

When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.

"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"

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Justin Wayne Doles

For starters he is very handsome, tall perfect size body and has amazing dreamy eyes.
Next he is very caring, protective, passionate, a deep lover, and also goofy/funny.
He is so romantic and thoughtful.
He is AMAZING in bed, no matter what he's doing! ;)

I love Justin Wayne Doles with all my my heart forever and always.

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

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dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

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