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Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.
"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"
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The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.
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effeminate gay who likes leather
"That Axel is a real leather queen"
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A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.
Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.
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1. Leather cleaner is a product for cleaning anything leather... Sofas... Erotic clothes and products etc...
2. A word used instead of saying poppers on poppers websites.
1. The sofa is so dirty I really need to buy some leather cleaner.
2. Hey man... You have leather cleaner(poppers)... Haven't sniffed those in ages!!
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a leather that has been given a high gloss finish.
"I went with them to the market and they bought some patent leather shoes and a very nice black pair of lace-ups with silver shoelaces,"(Briscoe 98).
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A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.
Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.
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