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noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.
Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
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A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah
An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.
This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.
Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.
Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.
Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.
The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
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Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.
Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.
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Cell Phone attachment which attaches directly into the ear. Intended to show everyone how important the user is because they cannot afford to take the time (approx. 1 second) to remove the regular phone from their pocket. Usually indicates a person craving attention or was dropped on their melon as a child.Could also be a bed wetter.Gives wearer the look of being half man. half dishwasher.
cell phone poser wanna be
My neighbor Jim is a real poser. He wears his Borg Phone when he is cutting his grass.
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When phones are banned in schools or concerts.
A phone ban will reduce distractions in schools.