Step Brothers

The best god dam motherfucking kick ass boob jiggling, unbelievably fucking funny movie staring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley. These 2 fuckheads are the best pair of comedians to put into a fucking movie. I almost pissed myself watching this fucking hilarious shit. If they made a squeal, every fucking smart person from Toledo, Ohio, HSAT in the downtown would go see this fucking amazing funny ass shit.

Step Brothers

Will: John you awake?
John: Yea
Will: Ima punch you right in the fucking face

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Step 3

The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.

Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!

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Step Braduncle

A Step Braduncle extended is a Step-Brother-Dad-Uncle. It happens when your mother's mother marries your divorced father so you and your mother are now step sisters and your grandmother in law is now your mother and then you marry your sister-mother and have a child and now the child is your "Brother- Son- Step- Nephew"

The Step Braduncle is confusing AF.

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half step

1. to start something with no intention of finishing.

2. to talk like you are going to get violent with someone and not follow through.

see that guy over there, he doesn't half step...he'll kick your ass

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Stepping on legos

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

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stepping on a lego

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

The Nigger Step

/ðə-ˈnɪɡ.ər-step/
-noun. The process of a Nigger running away with something he stole from you.

- As soon as he got my watch, he did the Nigger step.

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