Clashing Colours

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.

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Clash of Clans

a IOS game for PROPER gamers

Clash of Clans is for REAL gamers not PC and CONSOLE crap

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Gash Clash

An altercation (Usually violent), involving two or more women.

Gash Clash:

Drunk Girl 1: Get away from my boyfriend, you whore!

Drunk Girl 2: *Slap*

Onlooking man: GAAAAAAASSSSHHHH CLAAAAAAAASSSHHH!!!!

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culture clash

When one or more cultures are integrated into one environment, causing disruption and challenging contemporary traditions. Often occurs in multicultural societies.

(In Britain)
Indian Guy: Hey, wanna play soccer on the weekend?
White Guy: You play soccer? But you're indian.
Indian Guy: What's my heritage got to do with anything? Ill beat you anyway.
White Guy: We'll see
Random Voice:THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CULTURE CLASH! MUHUHAHA

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Clash Royale

A game that have paid to wins and free to plays, has lots of very rigged match up.

Clash Royale is a addicting game.

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Clash Of Clan

A mobile game which will trick you to pay real money then continuously change the game using the word "evolve".it's like your buying sexdoll with a vagina. After a week magically the vagina changed into a dick and you can't do nothing but having it from behind

Clash of clan is f2p btw

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Clash of clans

A guys who an cock

Regular guy: hey cock
Clash of clan player: I'm not
Regular guy: hhahhahaha got you fucksasss

Clash of clans

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