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The act of one upping somebody.
Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.
John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!
a two-zie is basically a number two...Mostly used in New Jersey but multiple examples in the show "Scrubs"
Just a quick two-zie and ill be ready to go the movies.
The act of holding up both hands displaying the middle finger.
The girls gave the seagull two sticks after it stole her sandwich.
A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.
Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.
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Cockney Rhyming slang. A person of the jewish faith. Derivation 'Four by two' = jew.
"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"
"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
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The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
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Two's up is a very old Yorkshire expression meaning, "Save me a small amount of what you're currently consuming" It was originally used by miners who were hungry and wanted a piece of pie from one of their more fortunate colleagues. It became more popular in the 70's and meant "share your cigarette with me".
I've left my fags at home, two's up on your rolly (hand rolled cigarette)"
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