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To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.
A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.
Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.
"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"
"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"
"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"
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When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.
That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.
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When you put and elastic band around the base of your penis until it goes fully purple
Yeah I fucked a bitch with that thanos cock last night
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When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?
Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!
Mark: El Radico!!
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When a person is giving head, and sucking so hard that their cheeks sink in, they have cock dimples.
This chick was suckin me so hard, she had cock dimples!!
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The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!
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Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.
Your weird friend probably has one.
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