EV Training

min-maxing in Pokémon. Involves killing only specific species of wild pokémon that drop the desired stat boosts and running from pokémon that drop undesired ones until said stat gains the desired amount of Effort Values, or EVs, often with assistance of certain stat-gaining power items to boost only two or three stats instead of the intended six. Often frowned upon due to the casual nature of the game and how EV trainers would spend hours grinding and counting EVs on every one of their pokémon just to gain a slight advantage over others in competitive play.

EV Training, you're sucking the fun out!
EV Training, you're too old for this!
Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!
Beating up kids makes you feel like a man!
EV Training, YEAH!

Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.

Shane the Train

Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.

Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard

fucked by a train

To be ass rammed to the fullest extent.

After big bubba was finished ass ramming me, I felt like I was fucked by a train.

Smokin trains

When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.

I wonder where Bob is...Oh wait he was probally smokin trains.

man-trained

To be bamboozled into following a hyperlink to a picture of a sex position in which a group of men are penetrating each other in a line

'Hey, Pham, check out this picture.' 'Aw, damn, that is a bunch of men doing each other. I guess I got man-trained. AGAIN.'

Vagel train

The vape bagel train. A group of bros go to a bagel place and line their bagels to mouth height. A person hits the vape into the bagel holes and it passes through the holes into the other bro’s mouth. He hits his bro’s hit and blows it back, forming the ultimate bond of manhood. Immediately after the act, both bros and all witnessing bros must say “no homo” then eat the bagels.

Let’s go to the Bagelry and hit a vagel train!

Bro! That was a sick vagel train, no homo though.