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Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam
Margret gently plunged her piss clam.
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Punching a woman in the vagina. A ball tap for women. A milder form of cunt punt.
she was giving me shit so I quickly punched her in the vagina" "BAM IN THE CLAM!
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A term used by surfers and body boarders for the action that occurs when a shore-break wave lifts you up and plants you into the sand near shore, usually in a few inches of water.
Surfer 1: "How did Jake break his neck?"
Surfer 2: "He was clam diggin at the Wedge...:
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Pill Clam is another term for birth control generally the one in a plastic clam shaped case.
Hey clair you seem pretty active with men is it because of the pill clam????
you gotta take the pill clam so you can use your bearded clam!!!
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when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.
hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".
can you believe i was just "clam bumped".
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One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.
Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."
Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."
Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."
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What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.
chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"
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