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Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.
"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"
When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.
Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river
Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me