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When two plus size twins go down on a penis smaller in comparison to them
Dude these two chicks just gave me a sloppy twin hoagie
A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
I go to twin river public schools
When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.
Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!
Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.
Arched bridges connecting Bettendorf, IA to Moline, IL
People take the twin bridges cause it's faster
Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
two people joined together at birth but later seperated
Brandi and Hailey were born siamease twins at birth and then was seperated. Brandi is no longer able to make correct decisions so Hailey has to make them all for her & also think for Brandi. Hailey thinks Brandi wants to go out with Keith =)