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The dinosaur pleasure move is a sexual action where your partner will bite off your genitalia then vomit into your mouth like a baby bird.
“Hey Frank”
“Yeah, what’s up darryl?”
“what’s a good thing to do in the bedroom with my mistress”
“well, last night my brother and I did The Baby Bird Move”
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Utilizing heavy duty black trash bags for as many things possible during some sort of relocation.
I'm broke and couldn't get enough free boxes on Craigslist. Looks like I'm gonna make a trip to Wal-Mart for black lawn bags to make a white-trash move.
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A dance were people with no hips move side to side
Hey can you move like a snake cause you have no hips
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Blaming someone else for what you have done. First used by MSNBC to say that no one farted during a segment and it was just the sound of a mug getting moved.
A: did you just farted?
B: hell no, it was just the sound of me moving the mug.
A: but I can smell it you asshole!!
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Going on Urban Dictionary or playing video games instead of whatever the fuck is productive and helpful. Basically procrastinating, but for gAMeRs
step-mom: clean your room.
son: i'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move!
step-mom: honestly, i'd rather you wank than do that.
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1.) Having to perform an act or duty based on needs, not wants.
2.)To follow one's own intuition based on instincts from within, even if the decision isn't the most popular option.
3.)Make your next move your best move.
Son:"Hey dad, there's a kid at school that keeps bullying me in front of everyone. I'm sincerely thinking of fist fighting him so he'll take me more serious. What should I do?¿
Father:"Well son, sometimes that works. Other times there's a deeper problem. You're just a boy. I say go with your move you're responsible enough in my opinion.
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choreographed chaos; a mix of ass dropping, country western, and mimicked blowjobs. occasional top-rocking and/or popping.
We had to shut her down early because of the white girl moves. No more drinks for her.
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