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a half size pillow that is used between your knees when you sleep nude and have a wet dream to soak up wet dream secretions from your crotch. Sometimes it is used to hump while you sleep to increase climax!
I had a wet dream last night and my sleuder pillow was soaked in the morning.
When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow
I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow
A chance for people(generally teenage girls) to release built up anger by beating each other senseless with pillows
Girl:“Oh hey want to have a pillow fight?”
Other girl: “Sure I enjoy seeing you in pain.”
When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.
Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.
The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.
“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”
What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"