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Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12
person 1:im gonna say dream sucks on twitter! person 2:don,t person 1:ur just dumb person 2: you will regret that once you tweet insult to dream you can,t go back person1:okay boomer *after person 1 tweeted dream sucks he gets his ip address leaked and dream stans are coming to kill him*
The area between the Twat and the Shitter.
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
pain.
guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(
An app where basically you eat or be eaten. You're either educated or uneducated about a subject no in between with them. I feel like most of the people who have Twitter are celebs or teens. Can be very toxic and relatable depends on how the people feel.
Friend: I just got the Twitter app girl
Me: Be careful that app is not for weak
Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.