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The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
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The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.
Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.
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A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*
Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
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a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished
I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend
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n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.
Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.
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when a person claims inability to stand trial for being "mentally ill"
person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward
person 2: disgusting
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six albums made by icp wich contain the message of the dark carnival. they are:
-carnival of carnage
-riddlebox
-ringmaster
-great milinko
-amazing jeckle brothers
-the wraith and hells pit
ounce all 6 have fallen all we have to do is wait for the end to consume us all. the wagons are coming for us and you , so i hope your down if your reading this!
" on the daY the wagons come, i just pray that you let me on"
now that the 6 joker cards have fallen, the end will consume us all.
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