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Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex
A typo, when you meant to type "sec"
Guy1: hello
guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server
guy1: ok gimme a sex
guy2: ok UwU
sex is when you keep humping someone REALLY hard. also said like this xoxo.
ayye ayye ayye said two people having sex
When you pull apart two flat bricks with your hands
(LEGO piping apart sound) now that was sex
You're either 9 or a 40 year old virgin
Either way it when a man and a woman really love each other or get really drunk and the man puts his penis in the females fanny
Phil : Bob I've just had sex
Bob : get a fucking life
You really wanna know? Well sex is like math.
You add the bed
Subtract the Clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you wont multiply