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The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.
Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
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When one feels home sick, i.e. misses one's home and lifestyle, in his/her own home due to the prolonged stay of uninvited guests. There is literally guests' stuff everywhere. Whatever they like is being cooked too. They practically never wanna leave.
You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.
"My aunt has been here for two weeks now."
"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."
"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."
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when someone has done you wrong so many times they made you realise you don’t want them anymore.
“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
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Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.
SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
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No matter how good looking she is, Somebody, somewhere is sick of putting up with her.
"Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
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1. A feeling similar to vertigo when you look around and realize you're not where you thought you were
2. The disorientation that one may experience when going through a major transition or questioning one's identity/beliefs. Tastes like melancholy, disillusionment, regret, and withered hopes.
"I hate sleeping in hammocks. They give me awful reorientation sickness"
"I can't go to summer camp, I'll get reorientation sickness."
"That sucks. Want some tea?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
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A daring sex move involving jumping up and waving your arms while squawking like an eagle and looking up at the sky.
He was so good he even managed to pull off the sick eagle.
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