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The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.
Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!
Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?
Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?
Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!
When one feels home sick, i.e. misses one's home and lifestyle, in his/her own home due to the prolonged stay of uninvited guests. There is literally guests' stuff everywhere. Whatever they like is being cooked too. They practically never wanna leave.
You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.
"My aunt has been here for two weeks now."
"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."
"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."
when someone has done you wrong so many times they made you realise you don’t want them anymore.
“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.
SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
No matter how good looking she is, Somebody, somewhere is sick of putting up with her.
"Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"
"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"
"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."
A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth
all peoples sick.... carrot sick