A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.
That girl has such a flat ass!
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Used casually as a unit of measurement, referring to a person or object
wow she just had a whole ass baby !
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A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.
I got spongy on Guinness last night and now I have a bad case of sinner's ass.
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a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.
She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.
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When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
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A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.
I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.
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a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants
I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day
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