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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

by blackstookmybike March 8, 2012


Internet Hybrid

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.

Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "

by All of the above? December 15, 2018


Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!

Hello world!

(internet hangover)

by Dr. Tardlord January 25, 2016


Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014


Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work

I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.

by ontobetterthings February 6, 2010


Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 26, 2019


Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016