poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

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Drop The Phone

To stop talking, or leave someone clueless, in the middle of a conversation.

My parents always drop the phone, and I never get the answer I'm looking for.

Are you going to finish your sentence? Or just drop the phone right here.

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dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

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dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

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Phone skank

Girl/boy who sends out "dirty" pictures of themselves occasionally or a lot. Also talks sexually to a lot of people by texting or phone. And is serious about it, not joking around.

Aye man Eleni is such a phone skank. She sent a picture of her boobs to one of my friends. Then a week later she said she loved me. Man you can't trust a hoe!

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Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

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16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.

"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."

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