Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex
A typo, when you meant to type "sec"
Guy1: hello
guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server
guy1: ok gimme a sex
guy2: ok UwU
You're either 9 or a 40 year old virgin
Either way it when a man and a woman really love each other or get really drunk and the man puts his penis in the females fanny
Phil : Bob I've just had sex
Bob : get a fucking life
Sex is fun
Once me and my "friend'' were eating dinner and when we were done we went to the bedroom and I pushed him on the bed and I kissed him he was into it so we made out, tongue was involved so he took my shirt off and pants and we made out again and after that he took my boxers off, we had sex and sucked my dick and I moaned and he took off his clothes and gave me a good ass pounding and he moaned while he cummed.