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What I do with your mom

Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 18, 2021


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A typo, when you meant to type "sec"

Guy1: hello
guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server
guy1: ok gimme a sex
guy2: ok UwU

by Rand0mL June 28, 2021


Sex

You're either 9 or a 40 year old virgin

Either way it when a man and a woman really love each other or get really drunk and the man puts his penis in the females fanny

Phil : Bob I've just had sex

Bob : get a fucking life

by King Dictionary IV August 24, 2019


Sex

Something I will never have

I will never have sex

by Shredded cheddar September 30, 2022


Sex

Sex is fun

Once me and my "friend'' were eating dinner and when we were done we went to the bedroom and I pushed him on the bed and I kissed him he was into it so we made out, tongue was involved so he took my shirt off and pants and we made out again and after that he took my boxers off, we had sex and sucked my dick and I moaned and he took off his clothes and gave me a good ass pounding and he moaned while he cummed.

by nicokyox November 6, 2020


Sex

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by Cumslut 01. December 9, 2021


sex

something i will never have.

me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.

by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021