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When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.
Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....
Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?
Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!
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An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.
"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."
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One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.
"Hey, I got pissed with the Dayglo Abortions after the show!"
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Port-Abort, or portable abortion, otherwise known as the Dyson Vaccum, is an abortion solution invented and popularized by James Dyson with the goal of sucking your shit off the floor when it accumulates to the point the FBI stages an investigation on your house due to the suspicion they could find a historical monument buried under it. Theres an on button and an off one. You know what to do.
Person 1: Hey, I think I need an abortion.
Person 2: Go grab the Port-Abort. You can do it.
the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber
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Where you should have stayed
It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.
"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
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