Bones

The most interesting things composed of calcium on this old ass rock. They can be found in chicken wings, a nice ham, or even YOU! You heard that right, YOU have bones.

1: hey, what’s that in your basement?

2: oh.. calcium.
1: Jerry.. are those.. BONES?
2: BILL CLINTON *slurping noises* SICKO *T-poses*

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boning

sexual intercourse until your penis reaches her bone

dude, last night i was boning this really slutty chick, she was kinda chubby but she sucked good cock

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Boned

Super out this world high;

fucked up on the goods

“Dude I’m super BOONNED”
“This shit will get you boned!”

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bone

noun: a beer

Originated form the common phrase "throw me a bone" meaning to help someone out, but what could be more helpful than handing them an ice cold beer

can also be used as "bone throw" meaning a party or "dinosaur bone" meaning a large pitcher of beer

"I gotta stop at CVS and pick up a couple cases of bones"
"Are you having a bone throw at your place tonight?"
"Man I am thirsty someone throw me a bone!"
"Let head down to the bar, I heard they have five dollar dinosaur bones tonight"
"Tom is hammered he has been slamming bones all afternoon"

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bone

1)To have sexual intercourse.

2)Penis.

3)Core, soul.

4)When a male is doing something with a female, like slowdancing, and he gets a boner and it hits her.

5)A joint (the drug).

1a)Maddie is so fucking hot, I wanna bone her so bad.
b)I boned a fat chick last night. She had big tits.

2a)When I looked at the lesbian porn, my bone got so hard.
b)Katie: When you had sex with Jeremy, was it nice?
Meghan: Nah, his bone was way too small. He had a baby dick.

3)I'm a true punk rocker to the bone.

4)Charisse dumped Mike on the spot when he boned her when they were innocently cuddling and watching movies.

5)Brian got busted for being caught smoking bone behind the school.

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bonely

A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful emotions. Much like the word bootilicious.

Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti and Dahl!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!

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boning

making sweet passionate love to the one you truely love

After a long night of boning, Dave woke up with a hicky on his neck.

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