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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 11, 2014


English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.

Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.

by AJBrock September 10, 2020


Cherry Dessert

What FH5 dips when he is playing Texas Longhorn Prankster

I need some cherry dessert NOW FRED

by YungGravey January 15, 2019


Tibetan Dessert

The act of ejaculating inside the asshole of your partner and then slurping out the semen.

Man Tenille Townes gave me the best Tibetan Dessert last night.

by Krinkler September 16, 2020


dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.

"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."

by HypeMane June 8, 2017


dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 February 2, 2016


hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017