Fangirl

A crazy person (if you would like to call them people) who obsesses over a fake or real person who is in a movie and/or on television. These creatures usually spell horribly. Most of them devote about 75% of their time to the Movies & Actors Board at YM.com, only talking about how much they love their victim. Their usual victim is Orlando Bloom, also known as Orlihobbit. But they have many more victims that they can not stop talking about.
I recommend using one of my special black ink guns to knock them down. (and get them very messy) A spork or a hose are wonderful substitutes.

Back off, you nasty fangirl, or I shall pin you down with my spork!

They are terrible creatures, those fangirls. I wouldn't go anywhere near them if I were you.

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fangirl

Something that is ruining most bands.
Even the ones not connected with the mainstream.

"Yeah,I used to like My Chemical Romance,but then all those dumb fangirls sarted leeching off them. So I dropped them,because I didn't want to be accosiated with a fangirl."
True Story...

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fangirl

1.Crazy bitches that practicly go insane when there favourite idol walks in their presence. Usually involves a lawsuit, suffocation of idol, or idol ripped to shreds by fighting fangirls.

2.Another word for hump.

1.Orlanda Broom: Hey.
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*

2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!

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fangirl

May be either a small organized group or a large unorganized group of young fanatical females. They suffer an absurd affinity for a randomly chosen object of obsession and base their life/daily schedual around it. Not necessarily a male object of interest, although this is most common. Can possibly be a clothing line, makeup brand, latest skater look, and stupid-looking,annoying flip-flop sandals made out of cheap mesh and spraypaint.

Many young females are obsessed with Juicy, Ambercrombie & Fitch, and Hollister. This is the only line of clothing they will wear. If they are forced to wear something from Dillard's or Taget they are overcome with a squealy, whiney voice and bitch about how *fat* and *ugly* they look.

IMMEDIATE REMEDY: tell them to be quiet and go throw up again.

In a fangir's room, several fangirls sit on the floor and stare at large poster of Orlando Bloom. They do not notice the drool running down their chin.

Many fangirls make t-shirts with Orlando Bloom's face on the chest and wait outside a possible sight-place and scream until their throats bleed. A few may cry and/or faint.

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fangirl

1. A girl so obsessed with someone else, fictitious or real, that if you so much as express an opinion on them they start bringing up kids, marriage, etc.

2. The average forum-goer at animelyrics.com

Inuyasha isn't real. Get the fuck over it.

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Fangirling

(𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕟) 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕟 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕩𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕪.
𝔽𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕟 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔻.𝔼.𝔼.ℙ 𝕧𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕗*𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕥.
𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 (𝕒) 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞.

Girl 1 : Did you see how (blank) was fangirling over (blank)
Girl 2: Yea she even WROTE a story

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Fangirl

A fangirl is a girl who found something, like a book or a tv show, and liked it.
They have a roller-coaster of emotions, and will burst at any second. If you mention something she likes, or someone she obsesses over, she will literally explode with fangirl emotions.

How do fangirls fangirl, you might ask? Well, let me educate you, child.

How it normally goes is they gasp, then jump up and down, and make many strange noises, typically squeaks and shrieks. Then, they will proceed to speak about said thing at the speed of light, listing off every good trait about that thing. Sometimes they get so hyper they cry, so watch out.

Also, don't anger a fangirl. If you have an opinion about something, and your opinion is negative towards her favorite band, show, book ect, I would suggest you run. I mentioned once or twice they have many emotions, so trust me when I say they're full of anger too. You could literally shatter a relationship if you said something offensive towards the things she's obsessive towards. I have literally kicked people, bit them, and jumped on their backs and hit them, because they said something I didn't like. So like I said, watch out.

Fangirls have pretty high standards when it comes to men. I mean, they fangirl over people like Gerard Way, Fred Weasley, Sherlock Holmes, Daniel Howell ect. But of course she has a senpai, or crush, if you don't know senpai.

boy: so, have you heard about Gerard Way? He's filming Umbrella Academy now.

fangirl: *gasp* rrREALLYY?!?! OHMYGOODNESS IWUOFGBHCAOIULTU9GNUHFVOUGHUGHUY *jumps up and down*

boy: are you okay?
fangirl: ISYGA LIGDSHIUTGSRIUGSHVY
boy: it's not even that good--
fangirl: ...what.

boy: yeah, Gerard didn't do that good of a job--
fangirl: WHAT. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SON OF A GUN--

boy: oh sugar honey ice tea--